Buy a shirt! Buy a ton of shirts!
HEY PEOPLE: Thanks to the great folks over at Zazzle, all of these rad bike-friendly shirts are available in, like, a gajillion sizes and colors. Holy Roman Empire that's a lot of shirts! Jesus in a sidecar! ZPG shirts cost $18 and up. Shipping anywhere in the USA is $5 and up; international shipping is $9 and up. For all I know, Zazzle employs an army of retired midgets.
HEY BIKE SHOPS: I can do custom shirts with your shop name or logo on the back, or on the shoulder, or on the tail right where it covers your sexy ass. They look awesome! (Minimum order = 12 shirts per size.) Contact me!
make custom gifts at Zazzle
*I Bike SF shirts are available too, at Park Life!
If you work at a really friggin' awesome bike shop and want to order a ton of t-shirts, email me and we can arrange a bulk discount. I love getting cold, hard cash in the mail, and I'm willing to trade t-shirts for (sacrificial) goats.
His Royal Excellence the Honorable Plenipotentiary Head Honcho Chief Executive Big Banana of ZPG, Mr. Jonny5, can be reached at:
- jonny5@zeropergallon.com
- (301) 706 3662
Come on, quit grumblin'. It goes to a good cause. Get 'em while they're hot!