Buy a patch!
Patches with the $0.00 logo or the 53mpb logo are just like the original stickers, except that they're totally different. They're made of fabric! And they cost more! (Cause they're rarer and better.)
ZPG patches are made of beefy nylon, with merrowed (stitched) edges, so they won't fray, or drip, or leak, or otherwise vex you. And they're embroidered (rather than screen-printed), which, in the patch-world, means they're high-class. They're like the king of the patch jungle. They've also got iron-on backs, so that you can put 'em almost anywhere except your forehead.
*NEW* Patches are now available in two sizes: normal and bumongous.
Normal patches measure 2" x 6" (5cm x 15cm). Choose the $0.00 logo (blue) or the 53mpb logo (black).
Bumongous patches measure 6" x 18" (15cm x 45cm).
Q: That's a HUGE patch!
A: Why thank you...
Buying stuff is easy!
You can buy patches with Paypal (or a credit card).
Normal patches cost $5, and bumongous patches cost $20.
Shipping anywhere in the USA via USPS is 44 cents for normal patches, and $1 for bumongous patches; I'll gladly ship patches to faraway lands like Zanzibar, too. If it costs a ton, I'll email you a PayPal invoice.
1 normal blue ZPG patch = $5.00
1 normal black 53mpb patch = $5.00
1 bumongous blue ZPG patch = $20.00
If you work at a really friggin' awesome bike shop and want a ton of patches, email me and we can arrange a bulk discount. I love getting cold, hard cash in the mail, and I'm willing to trade patches for (sacrificial) goats.
His Royal Excellence the Honorable Plenipotentiary Head Honcho Chief Executive Big Banana of ZPG, Mr. Jonny5, can be reached at:
- jonny5@zeropergallon.com
- (301) 706 3662
Come on, quit grumblin'. It goes to a good cause. Get 'em while they're hot!