Back by popular demand: belts!


Wrap your midriff in ZPG goodness, with a limited-edition, recycled-tire belt, hand-made, one-at-a-time, from genuine rubber, right here in San Francisco.

ZPG belts -- including domestic shipping! -- cost $20. What a deal!They're available in three sizes: S, M, L. Small belts fit up to a 31" waist. Medium belts fit up to a 34" waist. Large belts fit up to a 37" waist. And they're available in two colors: black (trendy), or in a funky color of my choosing: reddish, yellowish, greenish, or blueish. Every belt comes with a shiny chrome buckle. Bling!

Hold your horses -- ordering is a bit different this time around!

If you want a belt, e-mail me and be sure to mention the size and color you desire. I'll put your name in my little black book... and when I collect enough orders, I'll be in touch. It could be anywhere from weeks to eons -- I make no promises.

*NOTE* Because each belt is made by hand, I don't take returns or exchanges. So measure your waists/hips well before ordering!

If you work at a really friggin' awesome bike shop or belt shop or some crazy belt/bike combo shop, and want to order a ton of belts, email me and we can arrange a bulk discount. I love getting cold, hard cash in the mail, and I'm willing to trade belts for (sacrificial) goats.

His Royal Excellence the Honorable Plenipotentiary Head Honcho Chief Executive Big Banana of ZPG, Mr. Jonny5, can be reached at:


Come on, quit grumblin'. It goes to a good cause. Get 'em while they're hot!