Buy a belt!
Wrap your midriff in ZPG goodness, with a limited-edition, recycled-tire belt, hand-made, one-at-a-time, from genuine rubber, right here in San Francisco.
Buying stuff is easy!
You can buy ZPG belts with Paypal (or a credit card).
*NEW* All ZPG belts cost $20, and all proceeds go directly to Jonny5's Circumnavigation Fund. (Every little bit counts!)
Shipping anywhere in the USA via USPS is $2.50; I'll gladly ship belts to faraway lands like Zanzibar, too. If it costs a ton, I'll email you a PayPal invoice.
Size: ZPG belts are available in S, M, L, and XXXXXL (made specially for your mom). Small belts are 36" long. Medium belts are 39" long. Large belts are 42" long. XXXXXL belts are 82" long. Keep in mind that you want about 5 inches of overlap; I have 34" hips and wear a medium belt. If you want a different/specific size, just lemme know.
Buckle: ZPG belts are available with space-age velcro or with shiny brass buckles.
Color: ZPG belts are available in reddish, yellowish, greenish, blueish, or blackish. *Sometimes I find hot pink, orange, or white tires, but it's rare. If you're looking for something particular, ask me!
*NOTE* Because each belt is made by hand, I can't take returns or exchanges. So measure your waists/hips well before ordering! If you have any questions, belt-related or otherwise, email me.
1 ZPG belt w/velcro= $20.00
1 ZPG belt w/brass buckle= $20.00
If you work at a really friggin' awesome bike shop or belt shop or some crazy belt/bike combo shop, and want to order a ton of belts, email me and we can arrange a bulk discount. I love getting cold, hard cash in the mail, and I'm willing to trade belts for (sacrificial) goats.
His Royal Excellence the Honorable Plenipotentiary Head Honcho Chief Executive Big Banana of ZPG, Mr. Jonny5, can be reached at:
- jonny5@zeropergallon.com
- (three oh one) seven oh six three six six two
- Zero Per Gallon
- 333 Alabama St.
- San Francisco, CA 94110
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Come on, quit grumblin'. It goes to a good cause. Get 'em while they're hot!